The New Man

Finally...

Pak Lah just announced the new cabinet line up, and we got new minister y'all!

It's weird dat now he's my minister coz I used to snoop around his blog. He's just like fellow blogger with whimsical, provocative and honest entry and now he's my new Minister?! Thank god i never leave comment or send e-mail ka... shy only. I hope he never read mine, sungguh tidak intellectual!

I really admire his work and his stand, so can't help it if I got a high hope for him laa (too bad KJ is not my new minister hehehe... regardless wat people say, I still think dat he's hot. But then again, my fiance is hotter... really bie, love u :p).

and above all, I really wish his Datin is more emm.. 'nicer'. Would not want to make myself 'invisible' again for every official function or miss out oversea trips coz my name got banned... hey.... penat tau!

P/s: Once I met Pak Lah and he said "aii... kecik2 macam nie pun boleh jadi PTD?" diikuti oleh gelak orang awam... yeah, love u too!

The Tribe Has Spoken

Di sebuah pusat pengundian...

A chick all dress up and so bersemangat.

"Tis is so totally like Survivor!" she told her sister excitedly. The sister just rolled her eyes and ignoring d lil' brat wit her airheadness...

While waiting for her turn to ‘pangkah’, she approached the on-duty policeman dengan dialog keji ini:

“Encik, dalam boleh ambil gambar ka?”
”Eh, mana boleh!” dengan nada tegas
”Tapi saya 1st time voting, I wanna put my pic inside my facebook, eh wait.. FB sudah kena block la. Ok la.. put inside friendster”
“Huh? (I guess he doesn’t understand wat I’m saying nor wat is FB/ Frienster).. Tidak boleh!”
“Tapi orang lain boleh?”
”Heh.. mana boleh, siapa yang boleh ambil gambar dalam bilik mengundi?!” he sounded irritated.
”Err... Pak lah, CM?”

Well, U can guess wat happened next.

I just have one question… must they announce ur name and IC dat loud issit?

Sheesh….

p/s: No, I didn't go back home semata-mata to vote, was actually submitting those borang to 'legalize things' and it's also Hasya B'day... Kudos to my uncles and neighbour who won the big E, anyone need a Private Sec? Hehehe....

Sabah Tanah Airku....
Negeri Kita yang Terchenta...
(sing wit me....)

The Nightmare I'm Having

Ok guys, this is so not funny...

After series of my gastric drama, tis picture is not helping at all...

~ Zantac Reliant ~

The Preview: Diary of the Unpretentious

Come away with me in the night
Come away with me

And I will write you a song

Come away with me on a bus

Come away where they can't tempt us

With their lies

I want to walk with you

On a cloudy day

In fields where the yellow grass grows knee-high

So won't you try to come

Come away with me and we'll kiss
On a mountaintop
Come away with me
And I'll never stop loving you

And I want to wake up with the rain
Falling on a tin roof
While I'm safe there in your arms

So all I ask is for you
To come away with me in the night

Come away with me....