Hari ini saya ingin berkongsi dengan anda semua satu petua memasak yang paling penting dan harus diketahui oleh semua para pemasak-pemasak sekalian.
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Petuanya ialah.....
Sila berpakaian lengkap semasa memasak jikalau tidak mahu menjadi cacat seperti ini...
Huwaaaaaaaaaaaa............Lokasi kejadian adalah dirahsiakan. Don't ask wat was I wearing (or not wearing :p) at dat time.... suffice to say now certain wardrobe adalah dilarang penggunaan til d burn mark heals... Chabie said it's ok, dapat pahala tu masak breakfast for husband eventho tiada kata-kata yang boleh menyedapkan hati wen u are holding back tears sambil menyapu Burnol di lokasi kejadian. Dan inilah penyebabnya...
Nasi lemak sambal ikan bilis. And please ignore the idiotic finger...
I'm gonna be very extremely busy after tis melakar sejarah baru bagi Malaysia dat even Parameswara will be so envious...
Expect hiatus...
8 comments:
One time . .. in band camp . . i was cooking dinner for a large group of people . . and I was making kuew teow goreng . . . and I was wearing this RED apron . . . and was working and slaving over the stove for hours . . . and then bila dah siap and nak bersihkan diri . . . i noticed that the RED of the apron had turun onto my white shirt . . . this coz i was constantly wiping wet hands on the apron. . . nasib baik I ni jenis yg bijak juga . . . and in the end, managed to clean the red off the white shirt.
Jeejee, ko tu mmg perlu pakai satu HazMat suit kalo nak masak! Harap ambil perhatian.
tu tak pe lagi beb. aku penah kene lagi teruk beb. masa tu aku tgh pregnant my 4th boy. huhuhu. tu berpakaian lengkap tu. betul betul kene kat bahagian perut yg paling jauh dgn badan. this minyak panas memang dengki kat pompuan. besar beb. syiling 5 sen. huhuhu. aku ingatkan dah contraction ke sebab rasa pedih semacam. huhuhu. ok beb. pegi dulu.
DG: Aku setuju sama Hazriq. Knowing you, it is safe to wear HazMat suit kalau kau mau masak as a start.
Anyhow, nasi lemak kau tu nampak yummy la.
Riq: Yeah, I'm not gud dealing wit fire... remember solo camping? Kesian my lil' black book....
Hanis: SANGAT!!! Penah kena iron tak? Sampai skrg ada scar tu lagi, mcm poket kangaroo...
Yoi: Beb, aku masih lagi cuba mengesan sapa yg beriya-iya sgt memberus dadaku time HazMat Decon dulu... pervert sey!
i slalu masak sukati je nak pakai apa.. ehem2... walaupun da byk kali kena serangan tempias minyak panas kuredahkan juga krn i like cooking wearing whatever i lke wearing *ehem2 sekali lagi
Tun Fatimah: Tu la yang buat sedap sebenarnya... sedap mata memandang... hehehe! So hippies...
and dear readers,
do ask jiejie what happened to all the sosej goreng yang she cooked! nyehehehe...
DG: I don't know that you've been "thoroughly washed down" during the HazMat exercise. Tapi serius pervert orang itu.
Kar: I think I can guess what happened to the sausages. Knowing DG masak, already made me shocked. How's her cooking, anyway? Hehehe
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